Choice of Law
By using this website and interacting with the person it represents,
you and anybody acting as your agent agree that any and all disputes,
claims or litigation arising from or related in any way to this agreement
or the parties’ relationship hereunder shall be litigated
only in a court of competent jurisdiction located in the State of Minnesota.
The parties agree that disputes and behavior of parties and their agents
shall be governed by the laws of the State of Minnesota.
This means by using this website and interacting with the person it represents,
you agree that you will follow Minnesota’s laws.
This includes Minnesota’s Human Rights Act which broadly prohibits discrimination.
You may review that here.
This means by using this website and interacting
with the person it represents you agree to not discriminate
based on your perceptions of this website and the person it represents.
This also means that by using this website
and interacting with the person it represents you agree to
the legal definition of obscenity in accordance to Minnesota state law.
No Harassment
By using this website and interacting with the person it represents,
you and anybody acting as your agent agree not to harass.
Harassment here includes the criminal and civil definitions of harassment
as described in Minnesota state law. This may include among other things
unwelcome sexual advances and verbal abuse.
This includes harassment due to race, color, creed, religion, sex,
sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability.
You agree by using this website to use reasonable steps to prevent harassment.
Harassment includes the following non-exclusive behavior examples:
(1) Cyberbulling - Using digital platforms to bully, threaten,
or maliciously embarrass someone;
(2) Cyberstalking - Repeatedly using electronic communication to stalk or
harass an individual, often including monitoring
their activity and sending threatening messages.
(3) Doxxing - Publishing private or identifying information
about a person without their consent.
(4) Impersonation - Creating fake profiles to pretend
to be someone else to send
inflammatory or harmful messages.
(5) Nonconsensual sharing of intimate images - Sharing private photos
or videos without the person's permission.
(6) Trolling - Posting inflammatory or inappropriate messages
to provoke an emotional response from others.
(7) Hate speech - Using language that denigrates or threatens individuals
based on traits like gender, race, or sexual orientation.
By using this website, you agree to not use religion as a proactive defense
to harassment in any way. I have my faith and you may have yours.
American as apple pie.
By using this website you agree that
no sincerely held religious belief justifies harassment.
Failure to abide by these terms may include
criminal prosecution, civil litigation, or other remedies.
Indemnity
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless
the person this website represents, their
affiliates, subsidiaries, officers and directors, agents, employees and partners,
and any parties with whom the person this website represents to provide
its services, communication, expression, and education from and against
any and all claims, actions, suits, costs, liabilities, judgments,
obligations, losses, penalties, expenses or damages
(including, without limitation, reasonable legal fees and expenses)
of whatsoever kind and nature imposed on,
incurred by or asserted against
the person this website represents and the above mentioned related parties.
Limitation of Liability
In no event shall the person this website represents
or agents be liable to you for any direct, indirect,
incidental, special, punitive, or consequential damages
whatsoever resulting from any of the following things:
(a) mistakes, or inaccuracies of the content on the websites,
(b) personal injury or property damage, of any nature whatsoever,
resulting from your access to and use of the website,
(c) any interruption or the cessation of transmission to or from the website
(d) any bugs, viruses, trojan horses, or the like,
which may be transmitted to or through the websites by any third party, and
(e) any errors or omissions in or for any loss or damage
of any kind incurred as a result of your use of content made available via the website.
You agree to hold harmless the person this website represents
whether based on warranty, contract, tort or any other legal theory, and
whether or not the company is advised of the possibility of such damages.
These limitations on liability shall apply to the fullest extent permitted
by law in the state of Minnesota.
Warranty Disclaimer
You agree that your use of this website and interactions
with the person it represents shall be at your sole risk.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, the person this website represents,
their affiliates, subsidiaries, officers and directors, agents, employees and partners,
and any parties with whom the person this website represents
to provide its services, communication, expression, and education,
disclaim all warranties, express or implied,
in connection with the website and your use of the website.
The person this website represents makes no warranties or representations
about the accuracy or completeness of the content on this website
or of any third-party websites linked to this website and
assumes no liability or responsibility for any
(a) errors, mistakes, or inaccuracies of content on the website,
(b) personal injury or property damage, of any nature whatsoever,
resulting from your access to and use of this website,
(d) any interruption or the cessation of transmission
to or from our Website
(e) any bugs, viruses, trojan horses, or the like, which may be transmitted
to or through our Website by any third-party, and/or
(f) any errors or omissions in any content or for any loss or damage
of any kind incurred as a result of your use of any content
posted, emailed, transmitted, or otherwise made available via the website.
The person this website represents does not
warrant, endorse, guarantee, or assume responsibility
for any product or service advertised or offered by a third party
through the website or any hyperlinked website
or featured in any banner or other advertising.
The person this website represents will not be a party to
or in any way be responsible for monitoring any transaction
between you and third-party providers of products or services.
As with the purchase of a product or service through any medium
or in any environment, you should use your best judgment and
exercise caution where appropriate.
Representations and Warranties
By using this website and interacting with
the person this website represents, including but not limited to
any content written, film, video, audio, photographic or
other recording or images you represent you have
the full power and authority to upload and/or
share the above-mentioned content.
You also agree you will not publish falsehoods or misrepresentations
that could damage the person this website represents or any third party,
impersonate another person, or
produce spam publicizing a product or event.
Third-party sites and Third parties
This website and the person this website represents
may link to third-party sites, collaborate using this website and
personally with third-parties, and present content
representing third-party sites, third-parties, and third-party collaborations.
The person this website represents has no control over, and
assumes no responsibility for,
the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites.
The person this website represents does not adopt the
views or representations of third-parties.
By using this website and interacting with the person it represents,
you expressly relieve the person this website represents or its agents
of any and all liability arising from your use of any third-party
websites linked to the website.
You understand that when using the websites, you will be exposed
to content from a variety of sources and that the person this website represents
is not responsible for the accuracy, usefulness, safety, or intellectual property rights
of or relating to such content. You further understand that
you may be exposed to content that is inaccurate, offensive, indecent, or
objectionable and you agree to waive any legal or
equitable rights or remedies you have or may have against
the person this website represents, its agents, owners/operators,
affiliates and/or licensors harmless to the fullest extent allowed by law
regarding all matters related to your use of this website.
Automated Systems and Large Language Models
You agree not to use or launch any automated system
that accesses the website in a manner that sends
more request messages to our servers in a given period of time
than a human can reasonably produce in the same period
by using a conventional online web browser;
including but not limited to,
robots, spiders or offline readers.
The content available on this website and
the interactions with the person this website represents
may not be used to train large language models.
Violation of this clause is presumed copyright infringement
because the market purpose of this website and
the express intent of the person it represents is
to share creativity to promote the progress of science and useful arts.
By using this website and interacting with the person it represents,
you agree you, your agent, or
any automated system that accesses the website,
the content created by the person this website represents and
affiliated parties mentioned above
will not use this content to train large language models
in any way,
including for generative and transformative purposes.
Policy of Safety and Inclusion
The person this website represents is committed to
providing a safe and inclusive environment in interactions
with the person this website represents.
The person this website represents is committed to
including all people regardless of gender identity or expression
and to respecting everyone’s gender identity and expression.
The goal of this website and the person this website represents
is to make art that educates, organizes, empowers, and recognizes
the dignity and worth of each person.
The express intent of the person this website represents is to
provide content with serious value
which viewed in the content that it is utilized by the user
is within the shared intent of the user
to make art that educates, organizes, empowers, and
recognizes the dignity and worth of each person.
The express intent of the person this website represents
is to make art that educates, organizes, empowers, and recognizes
the dignity and worth of each person
even when this content may be disseminated to children by their parents.
It is expressly not the intent of the person this website represents
to engage in communication with or
send the content of this website to a child.
It is not the intent of the person this website represents
to arouse specific prurient interest in the user.
The express intent of the person this website represents
is to make art that educates, organizes, empowers, and recognizes
the dignity and worth of each person
which does include potentially fulfilling that intent by
inspiring the person to education, organization, empowerment,
and self-dignity as it relates to their own sexual desire.
It is the express intent of the person this website represents to inspire.
By using this website, you agree that it is your responsibility to
attempt in good faith to be present in sexual experience to take
personal responsibility for your own health. It is not the intent of the
person this website represents to arouse shameful or morbid interest
in any way. It is the intent of the person this website represents to
arouse freedom. Education empowers freedom.
The person this website represents reserves the right
to be complimented by sexual desire.
Your pleasure is your own.
My pleasure is my own.
Be kind. Be free.
By using this website, you agree that sexual content is
presumed both educational and spiritual practice.
It is the sincerely held religious belief of the person this
website represents that sex is empowering.
It is the sincerely held hope and prayer of
the person this website represents that the art presented on this website
educates, organizes, empowers, and recognizes the dignity and worth
of each person to be present in their own being
as opposed to passively consuming reality through dissociation.
The person this website represents is committed to the following:
(a) maintaining privacy and confidentiality,
(b) respecting the diverse social and cultural backgrounds of each person;
(c) values of respect, integrity, and honesty.
(d) celebrating consent as both joyful and expansive.
The person this website represents is committed to these
basic principles so that
everyone can thrive and reach their fullest potential.
The person this website represents believes that
all people have the right dignity and respect
regardless of their gender identity and expression.
The person this website represents strives to remove barriers
based on gender identity and expression, and
works to create an inclusive environment.
The person this website represent has created this website
as part of the artistic process of developing a society
where all trans and gender non-conforming people
are treated with dignity.
This policy is intended to act as a positive force for
equity and the elimination of all discriminatory behavior.
Please feel free to email the person this website represents
in good faith should any concern arise.
The person this website represents is after all, still a person.
As Kurt Vonnegut said,
“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth.
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter.
It's round and wet and crowded.
On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here.
There's only one rule that I know of, babies,
God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
I am here making art
because I want and need connection with my community.
I am lawyer by day which is probably excessively obvious by now.
The reason you are now at the end of a gigantic terms and conditions
contract on an artist’s website is because I spent so. Many. Years.
Sad and alone, disconnected from my own reality
even if I was around people. I love my job, but
I refuse to be miserable and alone,
even if my understanding of law necessitates me
writing a gigantic block of text to make sure that
I can be both employed in my craft and supported
spiritually by doing the craft of art which led
me to law.
If this seems unreasonable to you, I assure you
it isn't. This is entirely necessary given to realities
trans people like me face when trying to be employed
in a deeply transmysogynist society. Being trans does not
mean I must lose myself to protect the rule of law. If you
genuinely think that I'm being unreasonable, I genuinely think
you need to question why it is that you are struggling to
admit that our legal and political systems have been harmful to trans
people.
I practice law as a trans woman. This is the kind of shit
I have to do. If you don't like it, change the society
and legal system which requires me to spend 15 hours
writing a terms and conditions statement to make sure
I am free from discrimination simply so I can make art
I need to make in order to survive in a transmysogynist
society. Why must I use a code to protect myself from
verbal, emotional, and harrassment not just on the internet,
but also casually in the culture and community of
a legal practice I have spent years developing?
These questions are for you to answer. I do what I must
to be free, practice law, and make sure I am well in
my soul to practice law well.
I practice law, it does not define me. I refuse to give up my humanity
for my job. If you happen to be an former, active, or perspective
employer or client and this bums you out, go fuck yourself. It’ll do you good.
I’m a good lawyer. I’m also a trans woman who needs her community.
My community is sexual. Women in general are sexual.
There is no implicit expectation in my career that can or will divorce
me of this hard-earned freedom. This self expression
of sexuality is fundamental to my and our liberty
as women.
I practice art because it inspires me. I need art to make sense of my
world. I need art to understand myself. I need art to connect with
people in my community who can teach me how better to love, fuck,
grow, make mistakes, apologize, cry, laugh, mourn, touch, and
be touched.
I will not remove myself from the pleasure of living.
If you’ve made it this far, know this:
I am a god damn sweet heart. I am looking forward
to being your friend.
xoxo Danny